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Questions I have never been able to answer

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder……

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.”

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on……. Yes, it caught me too!

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


  1. I really liked this thread…. the questions were funny if you did not think of those you could easily answer…

    those that were kind of stupid were funny because sometime in our lives we asked them and it is funny to see that someone somewhere also thought the same thing.

    frank answered every question in a smart-ass/smart way. while the attitude some questions were answered was a little obnoxious, most questions were helpful, because I learned. the questions about Tarzan and the alphabet soup were just plain funny….

    why, instead of just ruining TWO good jokes you just enjoy the questions and enjoy the answers separately??

    and do not be immature telling someone to have sex, masturbate or die: you’re just leaving Frank in an even more high place, as you are sounding like idiots… :)

    BTW good job Frank.

  2. franks follower says:

    frank i love you more then puppies (and thats a hell of alot) you just blew my mind and taught me a thing or 2! :D love it!

  3. frankenbozo says:

    kamikaze helmets were made of a soft material,either canvas or leather, and so offered no protection from blows to the head. They did have headphones in the helmets however so the pilots could engage in witty repartee on the way to their death no doubt.

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