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Posted by rappin on September 8, 2010 in · 41 Comments
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“Proff”? Seriously?
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I agree with Testy. And I dislike the way this is written…
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thats what she said…
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But D3O is set to stop that: It works kind of like cornstarch -iIt starts off as gel, but gets proportionally harder when more force is exerted on it (the dick joke here is just too easy, I have my standards.)
Dick joke? Really? This sounds like it was written by a 14 year old boy manic from antidepressants.
oooh look: “-iTt” i snagged a bonus typo, too!
Yes, this post is packed with typos, but it is also jam-packed with hilarity. Please proofread more, but please keep it coming!
So…they’re not making something that’ll let us shoot webs, but something that will let us crawl on vertical surfaces. False advertising there buddy. But I would love some of that material myself, nonetheless.
I like the Invisibility cloak, I hope they will finished soon.
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Whoever wrote this is hilarious! I really enjoy your sense of humor. I wish more people were like you!
Love invisibility suit… if only!
What? The Paralympics exists? Really? Surely not!
I like the post and found it entertaining.
The comments and criticisms are petty and reveal small minded, perhaps jealous, and shallow personalities.
About Van Gogh…
How should I put it? How about in Trekkie terms?
“He’s dead, Jim.”
I too would love some of that invisibility. Imagine the naughty things you could do with it. Like…scaring the hell out of your friends by moving things around while wearing an invisibility cloak.
Weird, True, and Freaky !
This is utter shite,”This all began in the 2000 paralympics (which I promise is a real thing and not just me being a bastard about wordplay)”, mate, you ARE a bastard. Who would think that was wordplay? Who hasn’t heard of the paralympics? And to bg “…jam-packed with hilarity.” Are you effing kidding me?
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Seriously!!! What the fu*k does it benefit anyone that someone has invented a invisibility cloak! Jesus Christ! if the same resources were directed towards medical research and agriculture, we’d be already for a long time out of the woods in regards to world starvation and dissease issues!
@dalai lama
Who gives a fuck about ridding the world of starvation & disease issues?
I just want my bionic eye, and invisibility cloak. I couldn`t give a shit about dedicating resources to medical reasearch and agriculture. I wanna be an invisible cyborg, so i can hang around womens locker rooms and check out naked chicks….
…AND RECORD THEM FOR LATER!
dalai lama
your a retard there will always be new diseases and viruses but having things like this will make it so cops are safer and seirously even if we did find cures for all diseases and put an end to hunger which would you rather have overpopulation or some badass stuff like this
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These technologies sounds very interesting. For me the most interesting technology is the one with invisibility feature.
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YOU LIED!
太神奇了
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I actualy seen what appeared to be the creature from the movie Predater. When it cought me looking at it it dissapeared compleatly, so in my honest oppinion I’d have to say that the invisable cloak is real and someone or something was wearing it. I saw this at our new Kroger store back around 1999-2000, And as to quote the movie “Those eyes they dissapeared”.
i hope i would have enough money by the time the finish the invisibility cloak to buy one xD cuz i know it aint gonna be cheep! lol
first off, nice report, great short stories.
buddy… your sense of humor is awesome, don’t ever let anyone change it! not knowing everything and being able to laugh at it, is a great thing, and making jokes, is one of life’s best qualities and your writing style and reporting, is great! the 5 reports were quite impressive, I’ve know about a couple but not all, and they were enlightening.
second for some of the commentators the ones that did not like or were being dismissive, there is nothing wrong to make light of wording, you have to take life in a lighter manner, he wasn’t insulting anyone! so people need to lighten up!
thirdly all of these inventions are to better humanity, to bring it to more advancement, the eye to help a blind person, the legs to help the amputees(not sure what the correct term is i say it in no ill intent), the anti bullet is obvious, the spider web for arresting violent criminals instead of shooting to kill, the invisibility cloak for special forces to help arrest with criminals holding hostages etc… so all of these inventions could have good use to them… “It’s man kind’s mission to keep inventing in order to grow and assist in advancement for humanity, however it’s humanity’s responsibility to put the inventions to good use” it’s my own saying you are free to use it! and by all means tell it to dalai lama!
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I am worrying about misuse of these powers when big Mafia will come to know about all these.
haha to the guy who wrote the site, one funny guy man.
whats up with all these lesbian pics
I would love to be a mind reader! Then I’d finally figure out what the hell my wife is thinking!
I wanna have super powers
That could be so cool d:
But a little weird too d:
But hey everything is a little kind of wierd right? d:
Bullet proff?
FAIL