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21 Dumbest Criminals of the 21st Century (So Far)

Poor Man’s Hummer
Jonesville, Virginia:
William Anderson, 51, was arrested after attracting attention by applying for welfare at the department of social services while driving an H2 Hummer. Thinking it an odd sight, the local sheriff ran the plates, and the vehicle came up as stolen.

franksingleton 150x150 21 Dumbest Criminals of the 21st Century (So Far)Repeat Offender
West Palm Beach, Florida:
Things were looking up for Frank Singleton, 21, as he was released from jail. However, when he realized that he didn’t have a ride home, he walked straight into the prison parking lot and attempted to carjack a woman. He was foiled when he realized that he couldn’t drive a car with a stick shift. As he was re-arrested — this time, for felony carjacking — Singleton told police that he simply “didn’t feel like walking.”

Now Hiring
Athens, Georgia:
Demetrius Robinson, 28, wanted to rob a Golden Pantry store late one night, but he needed to pass the time as naturally as possible until he and the clerk were alone, so he decided to fill out a job application. Not a bad idea, except he left his real name on the application, along with his uncle’s phone number. After he robbed the store, it didn’t take long for police to track him down. He didn’t get the job.

chriskron 150x150 21 Dumbest Criminals of the 21st Century (So Far)Worst. Burglar. Ever.
Fort Myers Beach, Florida: Amateur criminal and professional dimwit Christopher Kron created his own personal “how not to commit burglary” instructional video when he tried to rob a restaurant after closing one night. Mistake #1: He tripped the alarm when he broke in. Mistake #2: He failed to flee after hearing the (not silent) alarm. Mistake #3: When ADT called the restaurant after being notified of the alarm, Kron answered the phone. Mistake #4: He gave the ADT employee his real name. Mistake #5: When he finally got the bright idea to leave, all he took was a bottle of Grand Marnier and a beer. Mistake #6: Having gotten away with the crime, he returned to the restaurant the next day and was recognized by an employee who had seen the surveillance video. Kron was arrested on the spot.

Dumb in an Elevator
Oslo, Norway: Two men in their early 20s (age and IQ) decided to vandalize an elevator in a train station by violently kicking the closed doors…while they were still inside. The doors jammed, and the elevator stopped, sounding an alarm that alerted security guards. The guards tried to lower the elevator, but the doors jammed even more, so they called the police and the fire department. The two vandals were eventually freed — and promptly arrested. Their actions were recorded on the elevator’s security camera.

Keep Your Eye on the Road
Osternarke, Sweden: A 56-year-old woman’s boldly dumb defense in her trial for drunken driving was that the alcohol did not affect her driving because she kept one eye closed to avoid seeing double. She was sentenced to two months in prison.

randylewis 150x150 21 Dumbest Criminals of the 21st Century (So Far)World’s Greatest Dad
Bristol, Tennessee:
In his stunted way of thinking, Randy Lewis, 43, was at least trying to be responsible by not driving drunk during a beer run. Instead, he had his 10-year-old son drive. The boy proceeded to crash the car at an estimated 90 miles per hour. The elder Lewis had not only a blood-alcohol content of over three times the state limit, but he also had cocaine in his system — not to mention two other children in the vehicle. Lewis was charged with drunk driving, reckless endangerment and child abuse and was booked wearing a t-shirt reading “Buy this dad a beer.”

Note to Self
Marysville, California: Arthur Cheney, 64, was arrested after police spotted him driving a car that resembled one used in a local bank robbery. Something told them that they had their man when they noticed a yellow Post-It note on the car’s center console with a handwritten message reading, “Robbery – 100s and 50s only.”

krystianbala 150x150 21 Dumbest Criminals of the 21st Century (So Far)A Novel Approach
Wroclaw, Poland: Polish author Krystian Bala, 34, might’ve gotten away with murder…if he hadn’t written about it in his book. His 2003 novel Amok became a beststeller in Poland, but he paid the price when police noticed that the details of a murder in the book eerily matched those of an unsolved 2000 case. The similarities led the police to investigate further, discovering connections between Bala and the victim, including the fact that the victim was romantically involved with Bala’s ex-wife. Although it wasn’t proven that the author was the sole perpetrator, he was sentenced to 25 years in jail for his part in the crime.

Pee Bandits
Crescent City, California:
Krystal Evans, 26, and Denise McClure, 24, were arrested for destruction of evidence when they sifted through a DHL delivery van looking for Evans’ probation-mandatory urine sample that was on its way to a forensic lab. The pair knew that Evans’ sample would test positive, meaning she’d be sent back to jail, so they attempted to grab the urine before it reached its destination. The driver, however, caught them and called the cops. Ironically, Evans’ sample tested negative, but the sample she had to give after being arrested for the pee caper came up positive for meth.

charlesfuller 21 Dumbest Criminals of the 21st Century (So Far)Billion Dollar Dummy
Dallas, Texas: Rule #1 of trying to cash a bogus check: make it out for a reasonable amount. Charles Ray Fuller, 21, broke that rule and all conventions of common sense when he tried to cash a check for 360 BILLION DOLLARS. To top it off, the check wasn’t even made out to him. He was arrested on forgery charges.

Tattoo Clue
Billings, Montana:
A wanted man with an unusual surname was arrested after police noticed the name tattooed on the side of his head. Officers working on a separate case happened to walk past Sterling F. Wolfname, 26, when they saw the word “Wolfname” tattooed on his head. The name matched that of a suspect in a fatal beating in Wyoming. Wolfname lied about his identity, but his tattoo gave police a “heads up.”

andrewlibby 150x150 21 Dumbest Criminals of the 21st Century (So Far)“Porn Inspector”? Nice try.
Longmont, Colorado: Andrew Libby, 33, was arrested for impersonating a cop and demanding copies of pornographic movies from an adult video store. Claiming to be an “age verification detective,” Libby told the store’s employees that his job was to make sure the movies’ stars were at least 18 years old. The workers didn’t buy his story (his Fabio hair probably didn’t help).

Bills, Bills, Bills
Brooklyn, New York: As Victor Marin, 20, was stealing $218 in cash from an apartment he had broken into, for some reason he decided to take out his own wallet and lay it on a bed. When he left, he forgot something — wait for it — his wallet! When Marin returned minutes later, the apartment’s resident was back. Standing outside, Marin offered to return the money in exchange for his wallet, which contained his ID and credit cards. The victim told him to stuff the money under the front door, but since the wad included 93 dollar bills, it was too tall to fit, and Marin had difficulty shoving the bills inside. That gave police time to show up and arrest him.

johnpearce 150x150 21 Dumbest Criminals of the 21st Century (So Far)Hangman
Dartford, England: John Pearce, 32, came to realize the hazards of daylight burglary when in the course of climbing through a window, his foot got caught in the window, leaving him dangling upside-down in plain sight of pedestrians walking down the busy sidewalk. Onlookers proceeded to mock him mercilessly until police arrived.

Gulfport, Florida:
Shaquille McKinney, 14, decided to try his hand at telemarketing. Trouble is, he was selling drugs, and the potential buyer turned out to be a policeman. When McKinney cold-called Detective Matt Parks, the cop told him he had the wrong number. Before hanging up, the teen asked Parks if he wanted to buy drugs. The policeman agreed to meet in a nearby parking lot, where McKinney was arrested.

henryearl 150x150 21 Dumbest Criminals of the 21st Century (So Far)1,000 Strikes?
Lexington, Kentucky: If there’s a lifetime achievement award for petty crime, Henry Earl would win hands-down. Since 1970, he’s been arrested a whopping 1,333 times (and counting), although he serves an average of less then four days per offense. Dumb or  dedicated? You be the judge.

Ice Cream Men
La Plata, Maryland: Wesley Jumper, 36, and Shawn Stewart, 36, are apparently very dirty and very stupid. How else could you explain their decision to 1) steal $500 worth of soap and shampoo from a CVS drug store, and 2) use a Good Humor ice cream truck as their getaway vehicle. The truck, which Stewart used for day job, was easy enough for the police to spot, and the men were promptly arrested. No word on what happened to the confiscated Nutty Buddies.

Drunk Driving Test
Bendorf, Germany: A 27-year-old man arrived for his road driving test smelling of alcohol. Although he insisted to the instructor that he hadn’t had anything to drink, he proceeded to drive erratically, at which point the instructor directed him to pull into a parking lot…at a police station. The man was booked for driving with a blood-alcohol content of three times the legal limit. And he failed the test.

eloisereaves 150x150 21 Dumbest Criminals of the 21st Century (So Far)This Crack’s Wack
Hawthorne, Florida:
Eloise Reaves, 50, stretched the limits of “to serve and protect” when she approached a policeman and asked him to help her get her money back for the poor-quality crack cocaine she’d just purchased. She showed him the crack, which she had tucked away in her mouth, and he placed her under arrest. The accused salesman was not charged.

Dear Dummy…
Boyds, Maryland:
While awaiting trial for murder and armed robbery, inmate Quinton Thomas sent a friendly letter to a chum suggesting that he kill any witnesses who were planning to testify against him. He figured he could be so bold because he knew that the prison staff didn’t screen outgoing mail. However, he must’ve sent the letter to the wrong address or affixed the wrong postage, because it was sent back “Return to Sender,” making it INCOMING mail, which IS screened by the staff. He was convicted on three new counts — one of solicitation to commit murder and two of witness intimidation — in addition to the original charges.


  1. I would gladly shoot all these people in the face.

  2. yeah but thats not legal

  3. bombdeluxe says:

    awsome loved the lot!

  4. Yes because that makes you a much better person then they are…. 8-)

  5. Stephanie Allen says:


    Don’t shoot these people; they perform a valuable service. No matter how stupid we think we are for doing something dumb, criminals like these make us realise that “Hey…I’m not such a dumb ass after all!”

  6. And end up on this list

  7. Guy Patterson says:

    Actually, Stephanie, you are a dumbass. It’s spelled ‘realize.’

  8. realise

  9. Guy Patterson, you are obviously a stupid American since you don’t seem to realise that the rest of the world spells it realise. Good job dumbass.

  10. To Guy..Actually it is spelled realise… I believe the language is called English. An in England we use realise…. Only the stupid or illiterate ie. Americans use realize.

  11. And I know I missed out the ‘d’ in ‘and’…. I never suggested the British could type.

  12. euro's are scum says:

    So just cause you dumb fucking euro’s use realise.. doesn’t mean that it’s correct English you fucking wankers. It’s spelled with a “z”

  13. you people are all idiots
    The End.

  14. Jacksonville Colin says:

    4/21 from Florida, not bad, not bad at all.

  15. Johnny B. Good says:

    With a z or an s, they’re both acceptable and make the fucking point. Watch this video, reminds me of all your comments.

    We didnt start the flame war!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80609089/

  16. alright anyone involved in that whole argument is almost as dumb as the criminals in the list, which was very good

  17. I agree with notsure. After all, both spellings are correct and for some reason “euro’s” is possessive when it should be plural. Also it’s “i.e.” not ie. And commas are missing in that sentence too. You’re all terrible at grammar, just like these people are (hilariously) terrible at crime.

  18. muchador says:


  19. raising cain says:

    I love how almost all of the ones in the US are from the south. The bible belt contains the dumbest people on earth.

  20. The Band Wagon says:

    too true…oh yah, guy patterson you SUCK!

  21. “So just cause you dumb fucking euro’s use realise.. doesn’t mean that it’s correct English you fucking wankers. It’s spelled with a “z””

    i think correct english would come from england you aborted fetus

  22. fuck you kyle says:

    It should be e.g. not i.e., where did you learn latin? Cartoons?

  23. ApplepietastesNASTY says:

    You guys are gooch splitters

  24. 360 billions… lol

  25. 7 of the 16 from the US are NOT from the South, not sure about half would be considered “almost all.”

  26. Chrysshart says:

    Actually, Kyle, I believe Mole was referring specifically to Americans (that is, Americans) and not using Americans as an example (for example, Americans). In this case, i.e. (id est) is correct.

    Also, I am from Memphis, Tennessee and am one of the very few people world wide who ever manage to achieve a 100% score on the National Latin exam. I also belong to an even smaller group of people who have done it more than once.

  27. Chrysshart amazes me says:


    I am truly amazed at your skill and talent. I am never going to close this web tab, simply so that I can look at it whenever I want and be amazed and inspired by your accomplishments.

    I owe you so much.

    Thank you.

  28. Mysstikal says:

    zomg im from Billings Montana!! how could he shame us like that!

  29. Chrysshart does not amaze me says:

    the above poster is astonishingly dumb.

    you sir, are a douche,

    also English originated from ninjas who immigrated from Japan to the US.

    geez. learn your $%*# you st*$*d mother$&@#ing *&#$#@&s !!!

  30. George Jefferson says:

    Just to clear things up, American dont try to make people feel bad for spelling, “White Americans” do.

    I was born and raised in America, never can get quite used to white ones tho.

    Anyone want to take them off our hands?

  31. tootzygirl says:

    how can anyone in the human race be that stupid? p.s. up with scotland


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