Comment posted 12 Awesome 80’s Movies That Are Perfect by Bionicjoe.
Top Gun is a chick-flick, not an action movie.
Which is another example of why every lame-ass, white woman over 30 (and gay guys) loves the 80′s. Most everything was a barely disguised chick fad.
$100 imaginary dollars says Melissa is over 30, white, and bloated.
Transformers and GI Joe movies were horrible Japanese toy commercials. Knew that when I was 10 and the movies were new.
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Stopped reading at Top Gun.
Kept reading because of Top Gun.
I skipped Top Gun.
Top Gun is a chick-flick, not an action movie.
Which is another example of why every lame-ass, white woman over 30 (and gay guys) loves the 80′s. Most everything was a barely disguised chick fad.
$100 imaginary dollars says Melissa is over 30, white, and bloated.
Transformers and GI Joe movies were horrible Japanese toy commercials. Knew that when I was 10 and the movies were new.
Hey Bionicjoe
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the 80s were the best time ever. And do you know why? Because everyone was rolling. E was legal and you could see it everywhere. There is so much goofiness, happiness, and generally good times going on in the 80s because everyone was fucking blasted out of their minds on drugs. Look at this shit, its fucking great. Whats not to like?
May I suggest to add “Breakfast Club” to the compilation?
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I would agree with everything the writer say about The Thing, apart from his qualms about it being re made.
You see the thing about The Thing is that it is itself a re make of a 50′s B movie called, wait for it, The Thing From Another World.
Can’t really get too precious about re making a a remake, How many versions of invasion of the body snatchers is there? 4?
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Sam Emerson: Look at your reflection in the mirror. You’re a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You’re a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait ’till mom finds out, buddy!
…easily the best quote from Lost Boys.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is probably the best movie of the 80′s, followed closely by Die Hard! Danke chien, mother f***er!
Death by stereo!!!!!
I Don’t watch anything with Tom Cruise in it. GI Joe & Transformers I never saw, But I really think BladeRunner should have been in your list along with Alien.
Would there be a sequel to the last G.I. JOE movie? iron man has a sequel already. “”
i love all Eddie Murphy movies. i like also the movie DAVE where he co stars with Elizabeth Banks.`-.