15 Responses to “I Don’t watch anything with Tom Cruise in …”

1. Bob Hoskins says:

   January 17, 2009 at 2:31 am

   Stopped reading at Top Gun.
2. Melissa Blewitt says:

   January 20, 2009 at 4:35 am

   Kept reading because of Top Gun.
3. wooot says:

   January 22, 2009 at 2:44 am

   I skipped Top Gun.
4. Bionicjoe says:

   January 26, 2009 at 10:51 am

   Top Gun is a chick-flick, not an action movie.

   Which is another example of why every lame-ass, white woman over 30 (and gay guys) loves the 80′s. Most everything was a barely disguised chick fad.

   $100 imaginary dollars says Melissa is over 30, white, and bloated.

   Transformers and GI Joe movies were horrible Japanese toy commercials. Knew that when I was 10 and the movies were new.
5. Deez Nuts says:

   January 27, 2009 at 2:44 am

   Hey Bionicjoe

   suck on my nutsack
   the 80s were the best time ever. And do you know why? Because everyone was rolling. E was legal and you could see it everywhere. There is so much goofiness, happiness, and generally good times going on in the 80s because everyone was fucking blasted out of their minds on drugs. Look at this shit, its fucking great. Whats not to like?
6. C.R. says:

   January 30, 2009 at 2:49 pm

   May I suggest to add “Breakfast Club” to the compilation?
7. dbag says:

   March 2, 2009 at 10:30 pm

   photoshopped……
8. dave says:

   March 22, 2009 at 12:41 pm

   I would agree with everything the writer say about The Thing, apart from his qualms about it being re made.

   You see the thing about The Thing is that it is itself a re make of a 50′s B movie called, wait for it, The Thing From Another World.

   Can’t really get too precious about re making a a remake, How many versions of invasion of the body snatchers is there? 4?
9. Dixie Normous says:

   April 28, 2009 at 1:54 pm

   tits
10. Suz says:

    May 12, 2009 at 12:46 am

    Sam Emerson: Look at your reflection in the mirror. You’re a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You’re a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait ’till mom finds out, buddy!

    …easily the best quote from Lost Boys.
11. Jen says:

    May 20, 2009 at 12:42 am

    Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is probably the best movie of the 80′s, followed closely by Die Hard! Danke chien, mother f***er!
12. Kai says:

    May 20, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    Death by stereo!!!!!
13. sandyra says:

    June 25, 2009 at 5:02 am

    I Don’t watch anything with Tom Cruise in it. GI Joe & Transformers I never saw, But I really think BladeRunner should have been in your list along with Alien.
14. Zachary Graham says:

    May 6, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Would there be a sequel to the last G.I. JOE movie? iron man has a sequel already. “”
15. Sophie Sanders says:

    June 11, 2010 at 6:18 am

    i love all Eddie Murphy movies. i like also the movie DAVE where he co stars with Elizabeth Banks.`-.